Elon’s Love of Hatred
My Twitter hasn’t worked correctly since this weirdo, Elon Musk, got on and started changing everything. He’s banning some people, bringing back some others, says he likes freedom of speech, but not if it’s negative and about him, and not if it c…
Read full storyMbappé Will Get a Mpuppy After World Cup Loss
Quatar - Football superstar and Gold Boot Award, Mbappe, told the world's media that he was getting a 'Mpuppy' to help him get over the devastating loss to Argentina. "As soon as I get back to France, I'm getting a Mpuppy," told Mbappe in his pres…
Read full storySuper Duper Pooper Scooper
How does a weak loser turn himself magically into a super hero? Hop into a phone booth? They don’t exist anymore, and Superman is confused and drinking heavily. No, Trump hath shown the world the way! Again! Turn yourself into a hero by … well…
Read full storyTipping and Costs of Office Visits out of Control - People are going Broke
Senior Tipping Magazine recently had a Horror - story article about Tipping at food shops and doctors/dentists’ offices. With computerization and Tablets. the bill is now on the Tablet - you thumbnail your signature - and are present with the ti…
Read full storyWorld Wide Sale of Trump Digital Cards - Trump in Skimpy Red Tights - As Trump Man
All U. S. Media are reporting the Sale of the Trump Digital EFT Cards - $99 dollars a card. Perfect for Xmas. The 45-piece collection sold out right away. About $5 million dollars. Apparently rabid Trump Loyalists like seeing him as Trump Man…
Read full storyJada Pinkett Smith Furious Because She Is Not Allowed To Ride The Rides At The Six Flags Amusement Park Because She Is Too Short
DALLAS - (Satire News) - Savannah Stiletto with The Daily Max has just revealed that Will Smit's dwarf wife, Jada Pinkett Smith is fit to be tied. The circus munchkin, as she is known in Tinsel Town, recently visited Big D, with an unnamed male fr…
Read full storyDonald Trump Is Such A Tease
Donald Trump is such a tease. A real inventive entrepreneur! Look at how he sold the big lie. Easy! MAGA people bought it. Gosh, he’s giving Elon Musk serious competition. But recently, he graduated—sort of. No more selling the usual Trump sl…
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