World Wide Sale of Trump Digital Cards - Trump in Skimpy Red Tights - As Trump Man

Funny story written by UncleDale

Sunday, 18 December 2022

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Touch me and die, Trump Man.

All U. S. Media are reporting the Sale of the Trump Digital EFT Cards - $99 dollars a card. Perfect for Xmas.

The 45-piece collection sold out right away. About $5 million dollars.

Apparently rabid Trump Loyalists like seeing him as Trump Man in a super - tight Superman style outfit - looking age 40. And with the 40-year-old head sitting on the body of a 20-year-old ultra - muscular body.

(The Trump figure has a small endowment in the crotch area - possibly they will fix that with a Super - sized replacement - now that it has been noticed).

His cape is Red, White and Blue - signifying he is a True Patriot (and any who oppose him are Evil and unpatriotic).

Since leaving the White House - Trump has basically turned into the Liberace of former presidents. Easily the most Flaming of them all.

Other Digital Cards in the series show Trump as a handsome young Texas Ranger - an Astronaut on the Moon - Mr. Money Bags Trump (surrounded by Gold Bars) - and Trump as a Top Race Car driver.

Of course, this is a Handsome young Trump Head on the various muscular bodies. Nothing at all like the fat, aging ex - president.

Why he didn't steal Swartzenegger's body and have a Prize-Winning weightlifter Trump card is a mystery.

Possibly it will be in the next Series.

(Basil Balthering - bringing you all Things Trump.)

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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