Donald Trump is such a tease. A real inventive entrepreneur! Look at how he sold the big lie. Easy! MAGA people bought it. Gosh, he’s giving Elon Musk serious competition.
But recently, he graduated—sort of.
No more selling the usual Trump slander during which he condemns Democrats, non-whites, scientists, Nato members, Muslims, intelligent people, and anyone who will not, to quote Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, “kiss Trump’s big fat butt.”
Now Trump is selling baseball-like trading cards with his head photoshopped on top of the bodies of several superheroes, which is strange since he was such a loser in the 2020 election.
To erase the looser image of the 2020 election, he created trading cards with Trump’s big fat head photoshopped on top of a series of superhero bodies. So there’s the astronaut, Superman, Nascar Driver, Cowboy, etc., but no real US-looking soldier. Could the real US soldier have bone spurs?
The collection sells for $99.00. And it’s rumored that the sets of NFTs have already sold out, making Trump a $4 million profit.
He may start selling bridges next. And they’ll sell out as well.
Aside from the irony of presenting Trump as any superhero (with two impeachments, the insurrection, stealing Top Secret documents, and tax fraud under his belt), the colors chosen for the cards appear garish. Squinting helps.
Or maybe it’s just Trump’s big fat head that hurts the eye.
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