Elon’s Love of Hatred

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Sunday, 18 December 2022

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My Twitter hasn’t worked correctly since this weirdo, Elon Musk, got on and started changing everything.

He’s banning some people, bringing back some others, says he likes freedom of speech, but not if it’s negative and about him, and not if it comes from some other site. He doesn’t want other companies to advertise on HIS site.

People are leaving for MASTODON. I’m thinking of going there soon before Elon’s “social” media site turns into a Trump “social” site.

But I ask myself [in the voice of Cindy Loo Who]: Why, Mr. Mush – sorry, Musk … why do you want to attack people and make their little social media toys (isn’t that what all this really is about? Is it a toy or a major news outlet affecting events around the world? Sadly, I hate to say it …)

Why, Elon?

Well, since Elon bombed at the Dave Chappelle show and since every time Elon talks, someone has to tell him to shut up, and every time he goes on SNL, he bombs again … I can only figure that Elon never had a childhood. Or if he did, nobody liked him and nobody wanted to talk to him.

So now he thinks, “If I buy Twitter, then everybody will talk to me and about me – even if it’s negative, it’s still ALL ABOUT ME!!!!!”

Yep, just how a sociopath thinks: even hated he feels loved, because the world is revolving around him. (Attention whore, Space Karen, Apartheid Baby ... if it fits, tweet it)

And now he puts up a poll asking people to vote if they want him to step down as head of Twitter. Over 50% said yes ... so, again, NO ONE LIKES YOU, ELON! (and he still doesn't step down, filthy liar!)

Elon is on his way to being Trump-level crazy. He’s still young, not even close to his 70s, but you better believe that by the time he’s an old man, he’ll be making trading cards of himself and demanding everyone call him the greatest inventor of all time, better than Edison and DaVinci and Tesla combined!

Praise him or have your account suspended and your freedom of speech gone. Compliance through threats … it’s the stanky Muck – sorry – Musk way!

PS: Childish name-calling will only be allowed by Elon, no one else.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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