Lesbian Dance Theory – Make Some Noise!
Aaaaaaah yeah, you sexy bitches, are you ready for another session of Lesbian Dance Theory? Come on – make some noise! All you sexy lesbians in da house, it’s time for some dance theory! Can a lesbian dance better than a non-lesbian? If a le…
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Read full storyThe South Has Exported Their Racism all Over America - and now, the Weather
It started years ago - in the South - in the 1900's. Most of the country had and trolley cars. There were few cars. Trolleys were a blessing in cities - cheap, non polluting. Southern scientists, back then were always on the lookout for ways…
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