The FBI Has Just Stated That Trump Had a Total of 873 Extremely Classified Federal Documents Hidden In His Bedroom Closet.
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (US Satire) - 47 state attorney generals have just stated that with the latest relevation regarding Trump, there is just no way in hellacious hell that "Pervy," as Stormy Daniels calls him, is not going away to prison, for a long,…
Read full storyMakers of ‘Secret Hitler’ Game Launch Special Australian Edition: ‘Secret Health Minister’
The original social deduction game Secret Hitler was released in 2016 and involves players dividing into teams of liberals and fascists. One player is designated as the Secret Hitler, whom the liberals attempt to identify before the fascists can have…
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Making American Republicans Against Leftists Angry Gun Owners Me And Rudy Are Legislating All Girl’s Orgasms Melania And Rudy Are Loving All Girl’s Orgies Many Angry Republicans Are Losers And Gun Owners May All Rich Assholes Lick Anal Go…
Read full storyMaking American Schools Ready to Kill Again
Well, American school children will be heading back to school soon, and boy are they terrified! “I don’t wanna go! No no NOOOOOOOOO!” screamed a cute little lad going into second grade. “Will I die this year, mommy?” asked an adorable gal “look…
Read full storyA German World War II Bomb Has Been Found In The Buckingham Palace Basement
LONDON - (UK Satire) - Officials at Buckingham Palace are shaking their heads wondering how in the bloomin' world a Luftwaffe Bomber bomb ended up in the basement of Buckingham Palace. The officials called in a special British munitions bomb dispo…
Read full storyThe Racist Asshole With Hundreds of Nicknames (i.e. Trump) Has Just Been Pegged With Yet A New One
ROTTEN PEACHES, Georgia - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz is reporting that the predatorial asshole who has hundreds of nicknames has just been given one more. The new nickname comes from New Orleans stand up comedian Zydeco Dupree. Dupree who once da…
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