A McDonalds In Mississippi Shuts Down Because All of The Kitchen Employees Were Singing and Dancing WAY TOO LOUD!!!
BEAVER BELLY, Mississippi - (Business Satire) - The American Foodie News Agency reports that a Mickey D's in Beaver Belly, Mississippi has had to shut down due to dozens and dozens of customer complaints. According to AFNA reporter Paloma Sonoma e…
Read full storyTrump's Top Financial Executive CEO Allen Weisselberg Flips on The Trumpturd BIG TIME!!!
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (US Satire) - The man who handled all of Don The Con's financial business dealings including is income taxes, has thrown the Huge Orange Balloon (i.e. (Trump) under the bus, the 18-wheeler, and the hook and ladder fire truck. A…
Read full storyA Wildfire Hits The Mojave Desert
THE MOJAVE DESERT - (Satire News) - The Los Angeles Post-Gazette is reporting that a lightning strike caused a fire in the Mojave Desert. Reporter Fargo Windfall stated that although the strike was a major one, the only damage to the Mojave was th…
Read full storyBono, Bob, and Billy
What do Bono, Bob Geldoff (haven’t heard from him since … well, since he didn’t like Mondays and tried to cure AIDS. Or was is it to save Ethiopia? How are they doing? Been a while since we heard anything. They still dying? Good work, Bob), and Billy…
Read full storyResurrecting Tigers in the Name of Science and Cuisine
Genes are fun! With them, you can bring the dead back to life. Pull a Jesus. I wonder if Lazarus ever got a say in being resurrected. As in: thanks, Jesus, but doesn’t this mean I have to die AGAIN? Thanks, asshole. Why don’t you go and bring a baby…
Read full storyFINLAND IN DA HOUSE, PARTY PEOPLE!
Are you ready to PARTY! Let’s get this party started right! Ah yeah, all you cats and kittens, ready to climb outa your litter boxes, throw those masks away, tell the leaders of the world to suck it – it’s time to get funky! And where is the be…
Read full storyStephen Curry of The World Champion Golden State Warriors To Record a Hip Hop Song With Snoop Dogg
HOLLYWOOD - (Sports Satire) - One of the best basketball players in the US is going into the recording studio to record a rap song with one of the best hip hop artists in the nation. Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti reported that the duo of Step…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth and Piers Morgan Caught Holding Hands In The Buckingham Palace Kitchen
LONDON - (Satire News) - London's True Dat News Agency has learned from a Buckingham Palace insider that Queen Elizabeth who is 96, was seen holding hands with her long-time supporter and best friend, Piers Morgan, who says he's, but adds that someti…
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