Trump's Top Financial Executive CEO Allen Weisselberg Flips on The Trumpturd BIG TIME!!!

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 18 August 2022

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Weisselberg's wife says he's 75, but she blames Trump for making him look 95.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (US Satire) - The man who handled all of Don The Con's financial business dealings including is income taxes, has thrown the Huge Orange Balloon (i.e. (Trump) under the bus, the 18-wheeler, and the hook and ladder fire truck.

Allen Weisselberg, who was Trump's CEO pleaded guilty to 219 counts of fraud, embezzlement, swindling, tax-evasion, skullduggery, deception, chicanery, and counterfeiting.

He was told that he could very easily end up receiving a prison sentence of 80 years, with no chance of parole; unless he decided to turn on Trump and turn him into toast. And that is exactly what Mr. W did quicker than the time it takes a mosquito to burp.

According to BuffFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx, who sat in the second row, Weisselberg revealed 307 different illegal actions that the Trumpturd instructed him to commit, in exchange for such amenities as a 2023 Lamborghini, a Lear Jet, season tickets to the Baltimore Ravens games, free Shetland ponies for Weisselberg's 8 grandchildren, and 15,000 shares in McDonalds.

"And what about the big fucking yacht?" asked the prosecuting attorney.

"Oh, I'm sorry, I almost forgot, yes a yacht."

The attorney asked "And Mr. Weisselberg,what is the value of the extremely luxurious yacht?"

"$595 million." Came the reply.

The audience gasped in total disbelief.

And then suddenly two audience members in the courtroom behind yelling, "LOCK HIM AND TRUMP UP! LOCK HIM AND TRUMP UP!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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