LONDON - (Satire News) - London's True Dat News Agency has learned from a Buckingham Palace insider that Queen Elizabeth who is 96, was seen holding hands with her long-time supporter and best friend, Piers Morgan, who says he's, but adds that sometimes he feels like he's 77.
TDNA reporter Reggie Rickenracker, noted that her majesty and Morgan were in observed in the kitchen giggling like two school kids and at one point Morgan even moved in and kissed the queen on her forehead, which caused QE to say that she had not been kissed that intimate by a man since 1987.
It is no secret that there is a bit of chemistry between the two, as evidenced by Prince Charles, who recently noted that his "Mum" confided to him that at least three times a week she (QE) will have erotic dreams about Piers.
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