A Plane Loaded With Anti-Putin Protesters From Russia Lands In Arizona
TUCSON, Arizona - (Satire News) - In the latest from Putin's evil invasion of the Ukraine, a C-5A cargo plane, loaded with 400 anti-Putin protesters has just landed at Tucson's Camel Hump Airport. The plane was packed with Russian citizens who dar…
Read full storyWoman marries tin of meat
Today a 55 year old grandmother from Kayk has married her favourite tin of meat today at a local branch of Aldi, to her amazement the tin in question said yes without hesitation. A tearful Marjorie Bagg said, “I feel overjoyed that I was able to…
Read full storyVladimir Putin Has Just Purchased 16 Naked Photos of Jennifer Lopez
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - The Kremlin Voice has verified that Vladimir Putin the Evil, has in fact bought 16 nude photos of the singer, dancer, actress Jennifer Lopez. Putin told a close aide that he has always had the hots for the hot Latina babe,…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene Will Be Having A Major Procedure Done - And It's Not On Her Vagina
BALTIMORE, Maryland - (Satire News) - Info guru Andy Cohen has just announced that the most hated politician in the nation will be going under the knife to have a tongue transplant. Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene, who is 47, but looks 67, was inform…
Read full storyBezos-Musk, Inc. Wants To Purchase The New Planet Labia Majora
AUSTIN - (Satire News) - Word coming from deep in the heart of Texas, is that the biggest company in the entire world, Bezos-Musk, Inc., is in the process of purchasing the newly discovered planet, Labia Majora. Contrary to what many uniformed peo…
Read full storyLawnmower Luke ... for Johnny Depp
While Johnny Depp is on trial for his life (not really, he's rich and famous, he don't go to no jail for nobody and that bitch ain't a-gonna take anymore of his money, but her career is over!) he has released a new movie based kinda sorta on one of h…
Read full storyThe US Health Department Announces That Pig Pandemic Cases Have Fallen All The Way Down To Zero
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The United States Department of Dreaded Diseases has just announced that cases of the Pig Pandemic (nicknamed "Piggypalooza") have gone down all the way to zero (0). USDDD spokesperson Rayshonna Wizzenbang, 40, s…
Read full storyMichael Jackson Saves The Day
Thanks to top-notch CGI and advanced Deep Fake technology, Michael Jackson is back! Starring in his own hot new TV series with his best buddy, Macaulay Culkin! Mick J. and his boy sidekick, Mack Collie, are "Mick 'n Mack", superheroes! With…
Read full storyMonkey Hookers from Gamma 7
Late-breaking news story from NASA - a race of monkeys from the planet Gamma 7 have landed on Earth to breed with humans! Some have already become hookers to start the most successful bordello in Milwaukee, which will soon be renamed: Monkey Hooke…
Read full storyTrump Loses His Lawsuit Against Former Aide Omarosa Manigault And He Is Fit-To-Be-Tied!
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Donald Trump is a perfect example of the age old saying, be careful what you say because it will one day come back to bite you in your ass. According to reporter Tapioca Swizzle, with Vox Populi, three years ago the…
Read full storyShaquille O'Neal May Become The New Head Coach of The Left Coast College Fighting Dragons
CARPINTERIA, California - (Sports Satire) - Former NBA super star Shaquille O'Neal is being courted by Left Coast College to be the new head coach of the Fighting Dragons. Last year the Drags finished with a pitiful record of 1-29, and were outsco…
Read full storySarah Ferguson Says All The Profits From Her Nude Men's Magazine Spread Will Go To Brooklyn's Homeless
BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - Sarah Ferguson, aka The Duchess of York, says that those who do not want to see her hot, sexy naked body can just go to their bathroom and play with themselves; and that includes any and all prudish women. Fergie speakin…
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