Trump Loses His Lawsuit Against Former Aide Omarosa Manigault And He Is Fit-To-Be-Tied!

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 21 April 2022

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Omarosa told Anderson Cooper that many times Trump would tell her she was prettier and sexier than Beyonce.

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Donald Trump is a perfect example of the age old saying, be careful what you say because it will one day come back to bite you in your ass.

According to reporter Tapioca Swizzle, with Vox Populi, three years ago the Trumptard (aka Nazi Boy) called Omarosa Manigault the dreaded "N" word. She was shocked, and she asked him to repeat it. Stupidly, the racist predatorial jerk did.

And so Omarosa, who is still hated by more African-Americans, than even Will "The Terrorist Ambusher" Smith filed a discriminatorial lawsuit against the orange-complected he-bitch, as Celine Dion calls him.

Then the former Golfer-in-Chief turned around and filed a counter lawsuit claiming that Omarosa had stolen three of his golf clubs, 14 of his red MAGA caps, and a box containing personal love letters from Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene, Maria Bartiromo, Elvira Melonwater, and Hope Hicks.

Miss Swizzle now reveals that 193rd circuit judge, Omaquanda Edison-Washington, who just happens to be 97% black has ruled in favor of Ms. Manigault.

Judge Oma, as her friends, family, and neighbors call her ruled that the "Pied Piper of The Potomac" (Trump) must pay Ms. Manigault $18.3 million, plus court costs, gasoline costs, and snack costs.

SIDENOTE: Needless to say Melania's cuckolded husband is angrier than a canary with a sore throat. The Trumptard's stupid son, Eric, noted that his daddy is so upset that he has had diarrhea for 72 hours.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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