MOSCOW - (Satire News) - The Kremlin Voice has verified that Vladimir Putin the Evil, has in fact bought 16 nude photos of the singer, dancer, actress Jennifer Lopez.
Putin told a close aide that he has always had the hots for the hot Latina babe, who he says makes Russian women look like a bunch of butch lesbionic bulldozer drivers.
He also revealed that looking at J.Lo's photos puts his "Little Vlady" in a very, very, very happy mood!
A friend of the soon-to-be-ex-Russian leader noted that Putin actually has a huge 3-foot-by 5-poster of J.Lo wearing only an American flag that barely covers her hooha (pussy).
Putty, as Kim Jong-un calls him, said that if he was not married, he would be all over the Latina bombshell like cheese on macaroni.
SIDENOTE: Word from the Ukraine is that Putin's troops are getting their asses kicked big time by Ukrainian freedom fighters, some of who are wearing pajamas, baseball caps, and flip flops.
