While Johnny Depp is on trial for his life (not really, he's rich and famous, he don't go to no jail for nobody and that bitch ain't a-gonna take anymore of his money, but her career is over!) he has released a new movie based kinda sorta on one of his old flicks.
Coming soon ...
Luke has lawnmowers for feet.
He cuts the lawns of his neighbours and gets paid big bucks.
He meets Cathy Clipper, with clippers for hands.
They start a landscaping business.
Then a pot farmer gives them the contract to mow his pot fields, making more money than ever.
But the law is onto them.
Governor Mulch wants them to work for him, or he’ll send them to jail. Only medicinal pot is good, non-medicinal is bad.
Can Luke and Cathy fight the law and win? Will the pot harvest grow larger with their efforts? Why hasn't every country in the world legalized pot? Whatta scared of? First toke is free!
Johnny was high while writing this atrocity, but has high (snicker) hopes that it will win at least five Oscars next year!
