Sarah Ferguson Says All The Profits From Her Nude Men's Magazine Spread Will Go To Brooklyn's Homeless

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Thursday, 21 April 2022

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"Fergie is 62, but she clearly has the body of a woman half her age." - Prince Charles

BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - Sarah Ferguson, aka The Duchess of York, says that those who do not want to see her hot, sexy naked body can just go to their bathroom and play with themselves; and that includes any and all prudish women.

Fergie speaking with Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk said that she'll pose in the nude as many fucking times as she wants, and wimpy men who don't like it are most probably on the gayish side, or else they may be the type who prefer fat, ditzy, fake tubbies

The Duchess of York clearly is not shy, and having the hot, sexy, sensational young looking body that she has, she has every right to be proud.

Even Prince Charles recently said that he remembers seeing Fergie in a skimpy bathing suit at the Buckingham Palace swimming pool and he recalls the strange sexualized feelings he got in his pubic region. ■

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