Poland Officially Bans Polish Jokes
WARSAW, Poland – (Satire News) – After over a hundred years of having to put up with literally millions of Polish jokes, the people of Poland are glad that the Polish government has finally outlawed the dreaded humorisms. A spokesperson for Presid…
Read full storyThe California Wildfires Are So Damn Hot That Fisherman Are Catching Fish That Are Already Cooked
MARILYN MONROE, California – (Satire News) – The hundreds of California wildfires continue to burn out of control. Ipso Facto News reports that meteorologists have verified that some of the fires including the Tinsel Town fire and the Avocado Vall…
Read full storyAn NCAA Football Mascot is Arrested For Being a Pervert
BURNT CORN, Alabama – (Sports Satire) – Sports Balls Illustrated Magazine has just confirmed that the sports mascot for Johnny Reb College has been arrested. SBIM's Dottie Bazooka, stated that Clydell Bruce “Bubba” Fipp, 25, was arrested at his Pr…
Read full storyAn 88-Year-Old Great-Grandmother is Regarded as The Octogenarian Eric Clapton
SHREVEPORT, Louisiana – (Satire News) – The Houston Daily Driller is reporting that AARP (American Association of Retired Persons) has just named 88-year-old Greta Sexatini, the Eric Clapton of the Old Folks World. Sexatini, who resides with her g…
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