SHREVEPORT, Louisiana – (Satire News) – The Houston Daily Driller is reporting that AARP (American Association of Retired Persons) has just named 88-year-old Greta Sexatini, the Eric Clapton of the Old Folks World.
Sexatini, who resides with her great-granddaughter FeeFee in a double-wide trailer, learned to play the guitar from her fourth husband, Buford Waypacker.
Waypacker played for a local zydeco band in Shreveport named the Colluding Cajun Creole Chumpz.
Their big hit “I Kissed Her On Her Etoufee A Whole Bunches of Times Ya,” made it to the number 7 spot of the Cajun Music Creole Chart, back in November of 1991.
Greta recently recorded a demo with none other than the Fiddlin’ Cajun himself, Doug Kershaw, who is 85.
Kershaw had such hits as “Mama Almost Got Her Mammaries Bit By a Damn Wayward Gator,” “I Touched Her Butt on The Bayou,” and “I Don’t Care If My Evangeline Does Smell Like a Stinkin’ Swamp, She’s Gonna Be Da Mama of My Childrens For Sure Ah Ha.”
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