Marjorie Taylor Greene Demands That People Stop Calling Her “That Senatorial Cunt”
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News is reporting that Marjorie Taylor Greene, is one of the all-time most hated Washington D.C. politicians in history. BBN's Chipper Caruso added that as far as being a pathological shithead, the butt…
Read full storyThe List of The Top 12 Donald Trump Nicknames
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The Chicago Daily Wind newspaper, along with stand-up comedian Zydeco Dupree, have just compiled a list of nicknames that DJT has acquired over the last 4 or 5 years. The list originally had over 90 nicknames, but with t…
Read full storyCalifornia’s Dixie Land Fire Is So Huge It Can Be Seen From Saturn
AVOCADO HEIGHTS, California – (Satire News) – Planetary scientists now say that the Dixie Land Fire is so gigantic that it can be seen from as far off as Saturn (a distance of over 742 million miles, as the crow flies). The “Fire From Hell” as the…
Read full storyToyota Develops The New Military Tank Cycle
SAN ANTONIO – (Satire News) – The Toyota Corporation has just developed the new, state-of-the-art military Patton 17 Tank Cycle X. The new military war machine was tested out recently in Iran against Isis soldiers who ran for the hills (or rather…
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