Barron Trump is Allegedly Dating a Black Girl
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – A close friend of Donald Trump says that the racist-monger is fit-to-be-tied. The friend, who would only reveal the last digit of his social security number; 6, said that just as iRumors has reported, 15-year-old…
Read full storyThe Female Wonder Pill (Ova-Yeppers) Successfully Grows Ovaries in Women in 49 of the 50 States
PHILADELPHIA – (Satire News) – Alpha Beta’s Mimosa Sabrosa, has confirmed that the Phiderna Pharmaceuticals amazing ovaries-growing pill, sold under the name brand, Ova-Yeppers, has had fantastic results! Phiderna revealed that the revolutionary p…
Read full storyBiden Suspends The Horses In The Haitian Border Fiasco
D.C - Prez Biden suspended the horses that were involved in the Great Western rodeo roundup of Haitian migrants trying to cross the Texas border last week. Officially, it was the 'use of horses' at the border that got suspended, after viral vide…
Read full storyDonald Trump Halloween Masks Selling Off Shelf
Donald Trump Halloween masks are already selling off the shelf. Some of these masks are selling with skeleton outfits (which is contradictory even for Halloween), while others are pre-packaged with wrinkled navy blue suits and red ties sold by the ya…
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