Ivanka Trump In a Deep Melancholic State of Depression Shaves Her Sexy-Looking Landing Strip
MANHATTAN – (Satire News) – Hearsay Today reporter Abby Yukon has broken the story that the former first, first daughter has spiraled down into an abysmal, nervosa state of ipso factocrapalitis. New York City shock jock, Howard Stern, who at one t…
Read full storyOur Lady of The Lake Defeats Our Lady of The Swamp In The Annual Womens Bingo Bowl
SAN ANTONIO – (Sports Satire) – Our Lady of The Lake met Our Lady of The Swamp in the 29th Annual Womens Bingo Bowl at The George Strait Stadium, before an enthusiastic crowd of 87,307 fans. Our Lady of The Swamp, which is located in Ponchatoula,…
Read full storyA Colorado Woman Gives Her Granddaughter a Pound of Marijuana For Her Birthday
DURANGO, Colorado - (Satire News) – 21-year-old Ashley Hibnocker is one of the happiest 21-year-old girls in the entire country. The Hullabaloo News Agency's Abel Zorro, reports that Ashley’s grandmother, Bernice Bicka, 63, gave her favorite gran…
Read full storyThe Reason Why Great Britain is Planning on Invading Switzerland
LONDON – (Satire News) – One of England’s leading news agencies, Ta Ta For Now, has broken the story that Prime Minister Boris Johnson has signed off on the UK invading Switzerland. When asked by TTFN reporter Loretta Piffinshaw why he would attac…
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