Ivanka Trump Has Hit Her “Change of Life” And She Is Positively Devastated, Depressed, and Bitter-As-Hell
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Taboid Today has just confirmed that Donald Trump’s favorite child has officially entered into the menopausal state. Double T reporter Papaya Bamboo, first broke the story after talking to Ivanka's step-mommy Melani…
Read full storyDate night spoilt by James Cordon, again
Gary and Lorraine Johnson have found their latest date night was spoilt by James Cordon appearing in the two films that they had chosen to watch. 'Well' said Gary 'we started with Starter for 10, because it has James McAvoy and Benedict Cumberbatc…
Read full storyAn Oklahoma Bank Turns Down Donald Trump’s $45,000 Loan Request
TULSA – (Satire News) – The National Rumblings News Agency has just revealed that that one-term president Donald Jonathan Trump has been denied a loan. NR reporter Traci Diddle, stated that The 1st Stagecoach Bank of Tulsa turned down Trump’s requ…
Read full storyMelania Trump Confides To Her BFF That Donaldo Constantly Smells Like Big Macs and Preparation H
BEVERLY HILLS, California – (Satire News) – The Daily Dirt is reporting that Mrs. Donald Trump (aka Melania) confided to her BFF, Meghan Markle, that her husband, the twice-impeached DJT, has a horrendous smell that can permeate even when he's outdoo…
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