Airport employs drug sniffing turtles
Seattle, WA When Washington state made marijuana legal it was not without problems. Drug dogs at the airport were losing their minds. A spokesperson said that the constant barking for even small amounts of the drug made for a toxic and noisy envi…
Read full storyA New Jersey Nun Caught With 6 Pounds of Peruvian Marching Dust In Her Nun’s Habit
HACKENSACK, New Jersey – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News reporter Hacienda Fiddle, has just broken the story that one of the nun’s at Hackensack’s prestigious Our Lady of The Wonderous Wonderment Church, has been busted at Hackensack’s Guido Sarducci…
Read full storyNASCAR’s Danica Reveals That She Still Has The Hots For Ex-Boyfriend Green Bay Packers Quarterback Aaron Rodgers
CHEESE OMELETTE, Wisconsin – (Satire News) – The greatest female NASCAR driver of all time, has just admitted that she still pines for her ex-boyfriend Aaron Rodgers. Danica Sue Patrick, recently spoke with reporter Savannah Stiletto with The Dail…
Read full storyAfghanistan’s New President Mandates That Every Woman Over The Age of 18 Will Be Required To Serve 13 Months In The Taliban Army
KABUL, Afghanistan – (Satire News) – Afghanistan’s Two-Humped News Agency has just reported that Taliban President Abu Taboo Fashu, who just gave himself another raise, has issued another President Executive Mandate (PEM). President Fashu, whose a…
Read full storyMitch McConnell Tells Donald Trump To Grow Some Balls and Stop Acting Like a Spoiled Two-Year-Old!
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Speaker of the Senate, Mitch McConnell has surprised the members of the Republican party, with his most recent comment regarding the man who many say is headed to the “Big House” (prison). McConnell, aka “Turtle…
Read full storyManchester United Sign A Cripple
Old Trafford has been hailed as the new Mecca for worship due to its healing powers. A Falkirk man, named Robbie Banks has claimed his family has spent hundreds of thousands of pounds sending him on religious healing pilgrimages to cure his disabilit…
Read full storyMelania Suing Biden Over Catch Phrase
Melania Trump (remember her?) put out a semi coherent press release today, saying that Joe Biden has stolen her famous catch phrase. Just when the world had assumed that she had been killed, after her usefulness as a first lady robot had worn off,…
Read full storyWoman finds out she is her own mother
Harriet Campbell could not have been more surprised. After waiting for nearly four weeks the results of her DNA test were back...and somewhat alarming. "I found out I was my own mother!" According to misery.com the results obtained indicated th…
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