Afghanistan’s New President Mandates That Every Woman Over The Age of 18 Will Be Required To Serve 13 Months In The Taliban Army

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Thursday, 28 October 2021

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Vivvy Kandagurra says she will refuse to serve in the Taliban army because she is just way too pretty.

KABUL, Afghanistan – (Satire News) – Afghanistan’s Two-Humped News Agency has just reported that Taliban President Abu Taboo Fashu, who just gave himself another raise, has issued another President Executive Mandate (PEM).

President Fashu, whose approval rating is an amazing 102%, stated that every woman living in Afghanistan will have to serve in the Taliban army.

He commented that all women over the age of 18, will have to serve no less than 13 months in the Taliban military.

One very upset 32-year-old hairstylist , Vivvy Kandagurra, remarked that she's a very non-violent person, she's allergic to jeeps, and added that she looks quite hideous in military camouflage colors.

Miss Kandagurra, no relation to Norway’s Yetta Kandagurra, revealed, off-the-record, that she will be selling her two camels and she ‘ll be moving to Bolivia.

SIDENOTE: On the other side of the coin, one Afghani woman, Iddy Muskabad, 43, said that she is still looking for a man to become her husband, and so she knows that once she joins the Taliban army, horny guys will be hitting on her ass left and right.

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