Trump’s Republican Party Near Animal House Level
He hasn't smashed a beer can against his forehead yet, but good-by the grand Republican Party of Lincoln and Eisenhower. Hello, Animal House with Donald Trump in the John Belushi role of Bluto. Bluto was the older, more experienced school failure…
Read full storyThe Sexy Montreal Junior College Cheerleaders Will Be Appearing On "Canada’s Got Talent"
MONTREAL, Canada – (Satire News) – The Ipso Facto News Agency has confirmed that the Montreal Junior College cheerleaders, known as the Beavers, will in fact appear as contestants on Canada’s version of “America’s Got Talent,” called “Canada’s Got Ta…
Read full storyEx-Hooters Girl Elected Sheriff of El Paso County
EL PASO – (Satire News) – The Texas county of El Paso has just made history, as it has elected it’s first female sheriff. Boom Boom News reporter Chipotle Caruso broke the story of 27-year-old ex-hooters girl, Vicki Papaya, winning the sheriff’s e…
Read full storyAustralia Is Hit By A Devastating Category 7 Typhoon
BRISBANE, Australia – (Satire News) – Australia’s Boomerang News Agency has just put out that the typhoon that just hit the country is one of the most powerful on record. KNA reported that the typhoon, named Keith, in honor of Keith Urban, struck…
Read full storyJudge Baraitser revealed as Valerie Thighborg from Julian Assange's past
With the hunt for Julian Assange closing toward the October 27 and 28 hearings, the latest news outrages the ears of all followers of this case. The late October hearings will be an effort to defeat the UK's Judge Baraitser from preventing extradi…
Read full storyThe Taliban Opens Up Afghanistan’s Very First Massage Parlor
KABUL, Afghanistan – (Business News) – The Sandstone News Agency has just related that in a move to become more and more Americanized, the new Taliban administration has just given a Taliban-owned company the right to open up the very first massage p…
Read full storyRand Paul and Fauci settling on details of GOF or GAF kick-boxing contest at Madison Square Garden before Christmas
Considering the interest stirred up by confrontations between Mr. Paul and Mr. Fauci over the past year, this venue is surely worthy. Seating at 19,000 plus for basketball in the Garden can be expanded for this event, due to public interest. T…
Read full storyA High School In Wyoming Bans Girl Students From Wearing Lipstick and Nipple Rings
CHEYENNE, Wyoming – (Satire News) – The Cheyenne School District has just informed the student body that a new directive will take affect in three weeks. School board president Jessica Belladonna, 42, has stated that female students between the a…
Read full storyWhat The Hell Was Gilligan’s First Name?
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The TV comedy series “Gilligan’s Island” was one of America’s most popular television shows, and it was on the air between 1964 and 1967. The sit-com was literally a paradise (no pun intended-well maybe) because of the…
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