Another Trump Question: Did Trump Take The Gift Bags?
So while Donald Trump and his cronies are trying to pack up the entire White House and take it with them to Florida, using the claim of a stolen election, would it be much of a surprise to anyone that a few White House ashtrays were missing? Stick…
Read full storyPrivate Investigators Have Found That Donald Trump, During His Term, Charged $472,905 For Sets of Golf Clubs To The US Taxpayers
BOSTON – (Satire News) – One of the nation’s most highly respected private investigatigating firms, Blasingame, Frippawitz, & Nopalitos, has uncovered a fact that the “Orange Fat Boy” will most certainly call a hoax, fake news, and a witch hunt.
Read full storyThree Hezbollah Soldiers Defect To Delaware
DOVER, Delaware – (Satire News) – Hearsay Today has just broken the story that three terrorist members of the Hezbollah army have defected to Delaware. Reporter Abby Yukon, who was the first American newsperson to interview the trio stated that th…
Read full storyGovernor Newsom observed in thick traffic through LA using his middle finger
Following his survival of the recent recall election in California, analysts of Governor Newsom notice he has resumed steaming full ahead. A non-gender aisle for toys in major stores is his latest act of guarding the populace from the idea that on…
Read full storyPresident Biden Kicks Texas Governor Greg Abbott’s Ass All The Way From Amarillo to Laredo!
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – President Biden recently said that the governor of Texas is one of the most arrogant, sarcastic, cruel, messed up pieces-of-shit that he has ever seen; including the pathetic likes of Trump, Hannity, Gaetz, and Gutf…
Read full storyNorth Korean Leader Kim Jong-un Says He Is Enjoying the Hell Out of His New Low-Profile Status
PYONGPANG, North Korea – (World Satire) – North Korea’s Rice Paddy News Agency reports that the North Korean leader, Kim Jong-un hasn’t been as happy as he is now, since he first discovered his pecker (penis) at the age of 3. Kim Jong-Un, who is a…
Read full storyMelania Denies That She Is Dating Los Angeles Lakers Super Star LeBron James
LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) – Melania Trump flew to California to visit her BFF Meghan Markle and her husband Prince Harry, who is still known as The Prince of Sussex. While frolicking in the water’s of Malibu Beach, she was asked by Dan “The Ma…
Read full storyAmerica Will No Longer Import French Ticklers From France
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – It’s being reported by News Blues reporter, Velveeta Maracas, that the US has made it abundantly clear to France that they will no longer import anymore of their French Ticklers (sex toys). White House Press Secr…
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