Feral Hogs Blamed For Maricopa County Election Discrepancies
BILLINGSGATE POST: After nearly a year of counting and recounting ballots in the disputed election which handed Joe Biden his victory in Arizona, it was found that over 120,000 ballots were cast by feral hogs who took advantage of Arizona’s loose vot…
Read full storyThe Taliban and The United States Work Out a Camels For iPhones Trade
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Omnium Gatherum News Agency has just learned that Afghanistan’s Taliban faction will be shipping to the US, 900 one-humped camels, in exchange for 3,000 used iPhones. The trade is believed to be one of the mo…
Read full storyTed Cruz Defends Nazi Salute But Goes After Big Bird
Who knew that morons came in different degrees. It used to be, "Oh, he's a moron," met the general understanding that the guy wasn't all there and easily dismissed. Case closed. Ted Cruz, the US Senator from Texas, was quickly dismissed aft…
Read full storyA Half Dozen GOP Senators Have Started The “Dump the Trump” Movement
BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – Reports are that Trump is furious with the Daily Drama News Agency because they have reported the truth about his ever dwindling popularity numbers. DDNA reporter Cinderella St. Lamb has found out from highly reputable…
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