Madonna, At The Age of 63, Cannot Stand The Fact That She Is No Longer Relevant
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – A record executive with Round & Round Records, has just informed the news media that Madonna, who looks much older, heavier, and meaner than Naomi Campbell, is having trouble accepting the fact that she is no longe…
Read full storyA Massive Brawl Breaks Out At A Los Angeles Fitness Center
LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – Police were called to The Fit-As-Fiddle Fitness Center after several people called 911 about a huge fight that broke out in the main exercise room. According to several eye witnesses, the brouhaha began when a white w…
Read full storyCostco Is Selling Official Sports Cardboard Fan Cutouts
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The Ta Da News Agency is reporting that the huge national corporation, Costco, which operates a chain of membership-only outlets will be giving it’s millions of customers an opportunity to purchase official sports cardboard…
Read full storyWisconsin Finds That Womens Breasts Are Getting Smaller
MADISON, Wisconsin – (Satire News) – Reports filtering out of “The Badger State” conclude that the breasts of Wisconsin women (ages 21 and over) are getting smaller and smaller. One Wisconsin resident, named Ethel Hipsixen, 34, noted that when she…
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