Johnny Depp, The Star of The Pirates of The Caribbean Movies, Reveals His Unusually Weird-As-Hell Fetish
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – In the world of Fetishism, many famous celebrities have engaged in some really, strange, and very odd fetishes. Tabloid Today reporter Papaya Bamboo first broke the story of “Happy Days” actor Scot Baio liking to dress…
Read full storyA Woman Is Arrested For Molesting a Loaf of French Bread In a Seattle Supermarket
SEATTLE – (Satire News) – The Seattle Police Department reports that they were called to a local Lollygag Supermarket on one of the strangest calls they have ever received. SPD officers Dwayne Floor (Badge #209903) and Teddy Tellavino (Badge #4341…
Read full storyOprah Winfrey Lands An Exclusive Interview With Donald J. Trump
NEW YORK CITY – (Magazine Satire) - The woman who has interviewed more famous people than even Barbara Walters, recently sat down with a man who says he came very close to becoming America’s first king, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump. OPRAH: Well h…
Read full storyDonald Trump Is Furious That Scotland Has Taken Control of His Golf Course and Will Be Auctioning It Off To The Highest Bidder
LAKE BLARNEY STONE , Scotland – (Satire News) – Well as if the “Orange Bozo” doesn’t have enough headaches, worries, and tax evasion problems already, now comes word that the Scottish government has taken control of Trump’s golf course, known as Trum…
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