Trump Is Absolutely Furious As New York City Moves To Condemn Trump Tower
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - A very close friend of Donald Trump, who refused to give his name, stated that DJT is livid and is angrier than a woodpecker with a mouth infection. The friend, who information guru Andy Cohen said is Jim “The Wrest…
Read full storyRioters in Europe Invited to Swap Place With Rioting Ecuadorian Prisoners
The word 'Freedom' is being pathetically abused by rioting imbeciles in many European countries to protest about new Covid19 limitations being enforced on to their 'sad' lives. In Germany the 'Querdenker' (Weirdo) movement have been bashing polic…
Read full storyNorway’s Hair-Raising Wonder Pill
OSLO, Norway – (Satire News) - Scientists in Norway claim that they have discovered a pill that successfully restores a full head of a hair to completely bald men; but unfortunately, it also has an undesirable side effect. According to Norway’s na…
Read full storyThe United States Government Sells 250,700 Hogs to Afghanistan
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Ipso Facto News Agency just learned from a source inside the White House that the U.S. has made arrangements to ship 250,700 standard-size hogs to Afghanistan. Reporter Sinclair Petaluma stated that the deal…
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