Rioters in Europe Invited to Swap Place With Rioting Ecuadorian Prisoners

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Monday, 22 November 2021

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Ecuadorian 'Freedom Fighter' begging to swap places with his European colleagues fighting for their so-called 'Freedom!'

The word 'Freedom' is being pathetically abused by rioting imbeciles in many European countries to protest about new Covid19 limitations being enforced on to their 'sad' lives.

In Germany the 'Querdenker' (Weirdo) movement have been bashing police officers with anything they can throw at them. In Holland and Belgium, rioters have decided to throw bicycles at riot squads attempting to stop rioting morons from destroying and torching anything that happens to be in their way.

Even in quaint Denmark, rioters have been out venting their fury at not being able to get pissed after 07.00PM. Italian and French rioters do what they always do when called out to riot; smash windows at designer boutiques and loot them!

These riots have not been ignored by professional rioters locked up, not down, in Ecuadorian ratholes called prisons. Via the internet, which most prisoners have access to in Ecuador, they have offered to swap their real incarceration for a bit of 'Freedom Fighting' in Europe instead of having their heads hacked off by rival drug gangs in their 'luxurious' places of abode.

European 'Freedom Fighting' groups, made up of mostly spoiled brats, or Nazis, felt it was quite an honor to be asked to swap their so called 'incarceration' with the real thing in Ecuador, but declined the offer due to the possibility of getting their butts shagged whilst entering the prison showers with a bunch of bum-bonking 'Freedom Fighters'!

President Macron felt the offer was quite good, get rid of a bunch of useless, brainless morons, replace them with genuine Ecuadorian Freedom Fighters, and then assign them to the French Foreign Legion, where they can release their demons in the real fight against Freedom on the African continent!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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