Joe Biden claims to have fought in World War One with Rodney Dangerfield
President Joe Byman visited Vermont to promote his new “Build this now but better, probably” initiative. President Byner speaking from a podium at some parking lot quipped: “Let me tell you, I know about war. I fought the dirty Jerries in Wo…
Read full storyThe U.S. Navy Is sending The Powerful Aircraft Carrier The USS Barack Obama To The Mediterranean To Defend Israel Against An Attack From Libya
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Press Secretary Jen Psaki informed the White House press corps that President Biden is not going to tolerate Libya’s warmongering posture. POTUS stated that the CIA intercepted a message, that Libya is planning a…
Read full storyWashington D.C. Issues An Arrest Warrant For Donald J. Trump
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – After an extensive investigation that took 77 days, at a cost of $2.3 million, the District of Columbia has issued an arrest warrant for one Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump on grounds of misappropriation of government…
Read full storyA Circus Clown Is Fired For Refusing To Wear The Red-Nose Clown Ball
ALLIGATOR NUTS, Florida – iNews reports that a veteran Ringling Brothers, Barnum & Bailey Circus Clown has been fired. iNews reporter Kitty Segovia broke the story staing that the clown, who goes by the name of Boo Boo The Clown, suddenly refu…
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