The Jacksonville Jaguars Pick Up 3 Kickers in The NFL Draft
CLEVELAND, Ohio – (Sports Satire) – In a move that has literally shocked 99.7% of all sports writers, reporters, pundits, and fans, the Jacksonville Jaguars have taken 3 kickers in the NFL Draft. Sports Bet Gazette’s Zorro La Bamba, stated that he…
Read full storyMovies are just no good these days; or: Why Can't Life Be Better for Humanity?!
What’s the point of making films? What’s the point of writing film scripts? What’s the point of employing actors? Perhaps not much if people can't learn something life-giving from films. There’s no point in making films about World War ll, explain…
Read full storyHot Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Burns its Pride and Joy!
Farm and stray cats at this time of the year tend to act rather weirdly, especially the non-castrated version, and their non-sterilized feline counterparts. Male farm cats are especially 'horny' as winter turns into spring. It is due to the countr…
Read full storyAlabama Has Just Passed The Strictest Marijuana Laws in The Entire United States
DUCK DUNG, Alabama – (Satire News) – The state of Alabama, which is noted for cotton, banjos, Confederate condoms, chicken fried possum, and being the reddest state in the nation has just made national news. The state which Neil Young once said he…
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