Hawkwind Fan still claiming to have a better taste in music than everyone else
Lifelong music fan Stephen Heckingthwaite still claims to have a better taste in music than everyone else, even though his record collection only consists of three very well-worn out vinyl records by heavy rockers Hawkwind. 'Yes,' said Stephen on…
Read full storyLiverpool Goalkeeper Alisson Makes Further Blunders
Liverpool blundering goalkeeper Alisson is again in the news this morning, not for his error-strewn performances between the sticks, but, according to his girlfriend, for several Alzheimers-like howlers at home. The hapless Brazilian has been at t…
Read full storyPrince Harry And Piers Morgan To Have A Fight
In a controversial move to outcontroversialise them all, Prince Harry has thrown down the Royal Gauntlet to the outspoken former Good Morning Britain host, Piers Morgan. Morgan was severely critical of Harry's wife, Meghan Markle, and her unpreced…
Read full storyVillage tears down statue of Piers Morgan
The sleepy village of Chaffinch St Cock was the centre of controversy today, after last night a mob with torches tore down the statue of Piers Morgan that stood in the village square. The statue depicted the celebrity journalist squatting over the…
Read full storyMeghan worries and suffers like no other...
Following the 'whistleblowing' interview with Oprah Winfrey, details have emerged of both a spicy and grim nature regarding the Royal Family, not broadcast during the show. Meghan Markle, Duchess of Sussex, claims that all three children of the Du…
Read full storyMilk straight from the Cow's Udder makes men hornier than swallowing Viagra!
(NOT EDITED) Scientists at the Robert Koch Institute in Berlin, Germany, working overtime in last ditch attempts to make head or tail about a certain pandemic tormenting the planet, have realised their sex-lives are suffering! Working 24 hour shif…
Read full storyLots of Shy People Refuse To Use The Name Horny Toad
(NOT EDITED) JOPLIN, Missouri – (Satire News) – A survey taken by professors at Left Coast College in Carpinteria, California, found that in Fly-By-States such as Iowa, Kansas, and Missouri, lots of shy citizens refuse to use the name horny toad, due…
Read full storyAmerican Idol Contestant Files a Lawsuit Against Katy Perry
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – There is a bit of concern in the world of American Idol as one of the contestants who was rejected is extremely upset with one of the show's judges. Contestant Birdy F. Kyrzyk from Prickly Pear, Arizona, told Hollywood…
Read full storyThe Duke And Duchess Escaped But Are Back
Who knew it could be so tough being royal! No wonder Hamlet said, “To be or not to be?” Gosh, he must have been desperate. Too. Compare the plush royal life to a bride married to a 9 to 5 worker instead of a Prince. The bride also has to have a re…
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