Barron Trump Placed in Foster Care

Funny story written by Wildpete

Sunday, 10 January 2021

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PALM SPRINGS – Fourteen-year-old Barron Trump has been placed into a foster Home by the Florida Child Protective Services. This comes after years of erratic behavior by his parents, including his soon-to-be-unemployed father.

“The environment that this young man was living in was terrible,” stated Jennifer Glim of FCPS. “He was living in a house filled with rage, sycophancy and delusion. This is no environment for a child to develop in.”

“We looked into having him stay with relatives, but it turned out that option was just as bad. His adult brothers and sisters all exhibited the same problems as his parents.”

“Foster care is meant to be a temporary situation. We always hope that the parents can get back on their feet, and have their child returned to them, but, in this case, the father seemed unaware of the fact the child had ever even lived with him,” said Glim.

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