Golden Donald Trump Idol At CPAC Made In Mexico
CPAC down in Florida is attempting to resurrect the Republican Party and the Trump mystic with a gross golden idol, made in Mexico, of Donald Trump wearing shorts. Or they look like shorts. Remember Mexico? The nation downstairs? The same place se…
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Now that it looks like offices may be re-opening in a few months, government tea-boy Michael Gove is putting in the time to practice his washing-up skills. Gove, best known for his starring role in the TV series POB, has been the government's tea-…
Read full storyDuring lockdown, have you listened to enough progressive rock?
If you believe everything that the government tells you, and let's face it, we all have no reason not to; it looks like soon we will be coming out of lockdown. Although many people have taken up new hobbies, or have told people they have taken up…
Read full storyMasturbating now accepted as a healthy pastime during lockdown!
(NOT EDITED) Scientist studying anti-social human behaviour during lockdown have discovered that many taboo habits should now be fully accepted as NORMAL (Whatever that is!). The study looked at all age categories from teeny to OAP and came up wit…
Read full storyA Woman Who Is 8-Months Pregnant Captures The Fort Worth Rodeo Bull Riding Championship
FORT WORTH, Texas – (Sports Satire) – In the ‘you’re never too pregnant to do anything category.’ comes a story about a brave sports woman who is 8 months pregnant. Naomi Capote, 37, of Chuck Wagon, Texas decided to enter the Fort Worth Rodeo Bull…
Read full storyApple’s Latest and Greatest iPhone is Now Available
(NOT EDITED) NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Apple proudly announces it's brand new Apple Juice PS-007 iPhone. The phone which can hold up to 1.8 million email addresses, can also hold up to 7.3 million GP3 songs. It was developed in Dubai, India,…
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