Snopes: Unable To Confirm Biden Having Sex On Shanghai Fork Lift
BILLINGSGATE POST: Speaking without notes for the first time since his latest facelift, President Biden addressed the Nation today from his office in the People’s Republic of Washington. Noticeably off his meds, he squinted at the teleprompter with…
Read full storyBlack Smoke Coming Out Of Manhattan District Attorney’s Office
After Donald Trump's financial business and tax records were finally delivered to the Manhattan District Attorney’s office, black smoke was seen coming out of the building's windows, air vents, and rooftop chimneys. Sort of the opposite of good n…
Read full storyEnglish Country Life: How Much Do You Know?
Everybody loves traditional English country life! The vast, green open spaces, and rolling hills and dales; dry-stone walls hemming-in flocks of sheep, and herds of mooing cattle chewing on the cud, windmills, water-wheels, sauntering streams and…
Read full storyTed Cruz Has Been Banned From All Taco Bells
GUCAMOLE GROVE, Caifornia – (Satire News) – The news media is reporting that the Taco Bell board of directors has just voted 27-1 to ban Ted Cruz from getting within 75 feet of Taco Bell property. Board member Antonio Lopez de San Saludos, remarke…
Read full storyTyra Banks Announces Changes For The Upcoming Season of Dancing With The Stars
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Dancing With The Stars host Tyra Banks has just informed the entertainment media that the show’s producers are doing away with rap music, German polkas, and instrumentals. The show's executives noted that those three t…
Read full storyThe CIA Uncovers Russian Plot To Invade Cuba
WASHIGTON D.C. – (Satire News) – The CIA has just confirmed that they have intercepted a Kremlin memorandum, which clearly shows that Russia is planning to launch an invasion of Cuba. CIA agent Dora the Explorer (the agent's name has been changed)…
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