Snopes: Unable To Confirm Biden Having Sex On Shanghai Fork Lift

Funny story written by Dr. Billingsgate

Thursday, 25 February 2021

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The forklift

BILLINGSGATE POST: Speaking without notes for the first time since his latest facelift, President Biden addressed the Nation today from his office in the People’s Republic of Washington. Noticeably off his meds, he squinted at the teleprompter with his eyeballs barely able to peek through the slits that were formally as wide open as two piss holes in a snow bank.

Looking more like a Chinese coolie than a president, even the most casual observer must have noticed that he was having trouble trying to keep up with the teleprompter, which was feeding him words like a farmer fattening a goose for foie gras.

Despite lingering rumors that have been investigated by Snopes, but hardly disproved, the salacious story that he was seen having sex with three hookers, while driving a forklift at 1:00 AM, down the main street of Shanghai, is hard for him to dodge.

This, among other things, allegedly occurred while he was visiting China with his son, Hunter, who had flown there with his father on Air Force Two. At this time, Biden was Vice-President and Hunter needed to raise some quick cash.

Notably absent, since Sleepy Joe became President, is MSM interest in this story.

Dr. Slim: “I wouldn’t be surprised if he might have left himself open for some major concessions when he talks to Xi Jinping.”

Dirty: “Yo, Dr. Dude. Confucius say, ‘Man who loses key to girl’s apartment no get new key.’”

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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