President Biden Signs a Presidential Executive Order Pardoning The New England Patriots, The New Orleans Saints, and The Houston Astros
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki announced at the latest press conference, that the president has decided to issue a PEO (Presidential Executive Order) which will pardon three professional sports teams. Jen…
Read full storyIs Donald Trump A Knuckle Dragger?
An old term that has presently re-entered the world’s current lexicon is Knuckle Dragger. Meaning: sort of ape-like, not too smart, a braggart, liar, put down artist, critical of super-smart men or women, and if a woman has an opinion contrary to…
Read full storyDonald Trump Says That Lady Golfer Paige Spiranac Is So Darn Sexy, If She Wants To Kneel For The National Anthem – That’s Fine With Him
PALM BEACH, Florida – (Satire News) – The former Divider-in-Chief recently told Laura Ingraham the Fox State TV, that he thinks that LPGA golfer Paige Spirinac is one of the sexiest females that he has ever seen; including Hope Hicks. The Trumptar…
Read full storyKimberly Guilfoyle Denies The Rumor That She Has Cellulite On Her Ovaries
PORT-au-PRINCE, Haiti – (Satire News) – Kimmy Guilfoyle and her Trump boyfriend, Donnie Jr., were vacationing down on Port-au-Prince's' La Isla De Las Papayas Beach, when she was asked by a reporter with Hollywood Innuendo about her ovaries issue.
Read full storyTucker Carlson Is Denying The Recent Counterfeiting Charges
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) – The fella who knocked King Sean Hannity out of the Fox News #1 spot, has remarked that he totally denies all of the recent rumors that he was caught with $35,000 in counterfeit $5 bills. Carlson told Ipso Facto New…
Read full storyBoy Scouts Ask Matt Gaetz To Immediately Return All The Merit Badges He Received When He Was a Normal 12-Year-Old Boy
WATERLOO, Iowa – (Satire News) – The American Boys Scouts Organization has asked that alleged predator Matt Gaetz immediately return all of his merit badges he received when he was a Boy Scout. Records show that Gaetz the Geek, as Nancy Pelosi ref…
Read full storyDonald Trump’s Personal Physician Says He Has 40 Times More Stress Than The Average American Male
HACKENSACK, New Jersey – (Trump Satire) – The man who has been Donald J. Trump’s personal physician for many years has revealed to the iNews Agency that the ex-Golfer-in-Chief has a tremendous amount of stress. Dr. Yang Fu Fi spoke with reporter K…
Read full storyBooks We'd All Love to Read
Donald Trump - One Tweet Over the Line (a winners book for pussies who still pretend I lost) Christopher Wray - How I Maintained My Integrity While Others Chose to Follow the Law Leonardo DeCaprio - The Man Who Single Handedly Ended MMGW By Fly…
Read full storyBertie Wooster and Jeeves bombard Jaggedone's demented Cerebral Cortex from the Unknown!
Lying in bed, propellers in your head, dreaming naughty dreams instead, then suddenly voices appear from the dead! "Jaggedone, we are back as we said, posh, aristocratic bred, Jeeves, you dastardly rascal tell us the latest scandals circling under th…
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