UCLA Headed For 4th Straight 0-3 Start
The Bruin athletic director may have thought he had scheduled some patsies for his UCLA football team when he picked Hawaii and Fresno State as two of the three non-conference teams in the opening weeks of the schedule. Think again! The Bruins of Wes…
Read full storyWhere’s Kamala? The Search Goes On For Elusive Termagant
BILLINGSGATE POST: Pressed for information by George Staphylococcus regarding the whereabouts of Kamala Harris, his peripatetic partner-in-crime, President Biden smiled and dropped his voice an octave. Crooning an old melody made famous by Paul Anka…
Read full storyAustin’s All-Nude Thirsty Beaver Night Club Has Been Named #1 in the Nation
AUSTIN – (Satire News) – The Las Vegas Roulette-Gazette newspaper has just named their annual “Number One Lounge in The Nation.” And this year’s winner is the Thirsty Beaver Night Club which is in the Austin suburb of Pflugerville. The club’s o…
Read full storyCovid-19 Variant Is Turning Into A War Of The Worlds Film
The Covid-19 variant, called Delta, is turning into a War Of The Worlds film. So where is Tom Cruise? He’s supposed to be scaling down a rope, stop four inches above the floor and rescue the world from that killer virus called Delta. And Delta is no…
Read full storyA U.S. C-17 Cargo Plane Loaded With 917 Afghani Refugees Bound For New York City is Diverted To Montreal, Canada
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Vice-President Harris, in her capacity as the second most-powerful person in the country, has announced that she has diverted an Afghani C-17 cargo plane loaded with close to 1,000 refugees that was headed to the USA t…
Read full storyPresident Biden Hires Donald Trump’s Niece, Mary Trump, To Be a CIA Advisor
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Many close friends of the Trump family have said off-the-record that Donald’s niece Mary Trump is the only member of the family who isn’t an arrogant, sarcastic, hateful, racist piece-of-crap. Mary Trump, who is…
Read full storyJohnson actually sacks someone
British prime minister Boris Johnson has shocked the political world by actually sacking someone: his cleaner. Following controversies involving foreign secretary Dominic Raab, home secretary Priti Patel, and pretty much everyone else in the cabin…
Read full storyFooty World Cup to be moved from Qatar to Kabul in 2022!
FIFA, world body controlling global footy, have struck a deal with the Taliban, and the Taliban will now host the World cup in 2022! They have offered their services to patrol and control proceedings in Kabul plus FIFA will pay them $10 billion smack…
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