The Newest McDonalds in Dallas Has Opened Up a Drive-Thru Window Lane Just For People on Horseback
DALLAS – (Satire News) – According to recent statistics on horses in Texas, one out of every six adults in the Dallas Metroplex area owns a horse. And some families are known as two-horse families. In keeping with that theme, the executives at McD…
Read full storySenator Rand Paul is The Granddaddy of Misinformation and Unadulterated Bullshit!
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Political pundits agree that more bullshit comes out of Rand “The Weasel” Paul’s mouth than anyone else in the entire country; except maybe for Trump, McConnell, Gaetz, Jordan, Graham, Hannity, Carlson, Gutfeld, and…
Read full storyYour Music Questions Answered
Got a gripe about a piece of well-known popular music? Geoff Agony, Doctor of Music, answers your questions. Dear Uncle Geoff, In Queen's overly cheerful 1979 classic "Don't Stop Me Now", Freddie Mercury confidently sings "I'm travelling at th…
Read full storyVice-President Harris Will Visit Afghanistan and Meet With The New Taliban Leader
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (U.S. Satire News) – The Chicago Wind newspaper has confirmed that VP Harris will be flying to Kabul, Afghanistan on Air Force One to have a private meeting with the top ranking Taliban leader. The vice-president is scheduled to…
Read full storyHome Depot Announces Why They Will No Longer Be Selling Grass Fertilizer
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – A corporate executive with the huge home improvement retailer has just revealed that it will no longer sell grass fertilizer. Miles F. Furshetta, 63, who is the company’s director of Customer Relations and Possible Lawsui…
Read full storySouth Africa Reports That Overnight Someone Stole 3 Elephants From The Johannesburg Apartheid Family Zoo
JOHANNESBURG, South Africa – (World Satire) – The director of the Apartheid Family Zoo has just confirmed that 3 adult female African elephants were stolen overnight. Zoo Director Kimberly P. Queenscrown, 57, reported the incident to the Johannesb…
Read full storyTens of Thousands of Angry People Are Returning Their My Pillows and They Want a Full Refund
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz has revealed that due to the fact that the founder and CEO of My Pillow, Mark Lindell is a total and complete asshole, over 28,000 people who purchased his pillow are now demanding a full refund. One couple…
Read full storyAl-Qaeda and Hezbollah Are Planning on Invading Afghanistan and Driving the Taliban Out!
KABUL, Afghanistan – (World News) – The Middle East news agency known as Sandstone News has just reported that two very popular terrorists groups have plans to invade Afghanistan and kick the Taliban out. Al-Qaeda leader Zabu Isbad Fufu, and Hezbo…
Read full storyMeat-Loaves (non-pork version) re-release latest version of 'Bats Out of Hell' called 'Rats out of Kabul Hell!'
After witnessing the Taliban's 'fast-track' conquering 20 years of a total waste of billions of bucks in Afghanistan, Meatloaves, seventies, overweight pop-icons, decided to offer the world some 'poppy' relief by re-releasing their cult album, 'Bats…
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