After witnessing the Taliban's 'fast-track' conquering 20 years of a total waste of billions of bucks in Afghanistan, Meatloaves, seventies, overweight pop-icons, decided to offer the world some 'poppy' relief by re-releasing their cult album, 'Bats out of Hell' in an updated version!
Here are the latest lyrics from some of the album's cult hits:
Paradise by the Taliban Rights
I remember before my turban went Bing
As if it happened only yesterday
Parked in our poppy stake
And not a US Hummer in sight
And I never had a sniff or a whirl
Looking better than Russian tossers ever did
And all the girls wearing Hajibs in school
Wishing they were on their knees at night
And their bodies oh so close and tight
It never felt so good, but Allah is always right
And we're glowing like the metal on the edge of my knife
Glowing like the metal on the edge of my knife
C'mon! Hold on to it tight!
C'mon! Hold on to it tight!
'Rats out of Kabul Hell'
Our sirens are screaming, while Kabul is burning
Way down in the valley tonight
Where our men in the shadows point guns in their eyes
And our blades are shining oh so bright
There's evil in the air and there's thunder in the sky,
And our killers are patrolling in bloodshot streets
And down in the tunnels where the infidel rats are fleeing
Oh, I swear I saw young boys down in the gutter
Escaping and starting to foam in the heat
Rats out of Kabul hell will rule
Infidels must crawl!
'Taliban took the tongues out of their mouths!'
On a hot summer night
Would you offer your throat to the wolves dressed in Taliban turbans?
Will they offer them their tongues?
Yes
Will they offer them their teeth?
Yes
Will they offer them their Jaws?
Yes
Will they offer them a Great White's fangs?
Yes
Again, will they offer them Hollywood's rubber shark's fake fangs?
Yes
And will they starve without the US Army?
No
And do they love me?
Yes
Yes
On a hot summer night in Hell
Taliban slaughtered the Infidel!
This latest version of Meat-Loaves classic (non-pork) is destined to be a Number One in Afghanistan, Pakistan, Iran, Iraq. Syria, Libya, and ISIS radio has adopted 'Rats out of Kabul Hell' as their National Anthem!
