Bolton flees to Canada claiming Assange as precedent
Insider sources indicate Mr. Bolton is claiming he is in the position of Julian Assange, currently languishing in Belmarsh Prison, London. Mr. Bolton was spotted in a Continental Trailways bus entering Canada at the Detroit-Windsor border wearing...
Read full storyExcitement across Middle East as President Trump’s Peace Plan promises all Palestinians in the Occupied Territories one free Domino’s Pizza with every pizza purchased for equal or greater value (subject to availability)
The General Assembly of the United Nations erupted into spontaneous applause following news that the unrest in the Middle East could soon end, after President Donald Trump revealed an exciting new deal for Israelis and Palestinians. Standing next...
Read full storyPresident Trump Diagnosed With Coronavirus
The White House is on a full-scale alert this morning after medical staff were called to attend to President Donald Trump last night, when the US leader experienced a 20-minute coughing fit. He was given a full medical check-up, and found to be s...
Read full storyRetro Rock Group Trump Airplane Crashes like Boeing 737 in San Francisco
Fed up with the liberal political activism espoused by many musicians, neoconservative retro rock group Trump Airplane took it upon itself to croon about what it considers traditional American values, only to crash like a Boeing 737, the defective ai...
Read full storyDictator Donald (3 Tweets)
I’m fit to be tied because Democrats like Schumer, Pelosi, Nadler, and Brickenheimer are trying to get your wonderful, handsome, non-colluding leader out of the White House. Well, let me tell the four titty babies that the White House front door has...
Read full storyMan Visited Market, But Was Scared Shitless About Contracting Coronavirus
A man who visited a market in southeast Asia with his wife on Sunday, has revealed how he was literally in fear of his life, due to the presence in the market of so many Chinese people who could have been infected with the Coronavirus. Moys Kenwoo...
Read full storyCoronavirus 'Antidote' Found
Scientists in China working on finding a cure for the new and deadly Coronavirus have said they have already made a major discovery in their fight. They say that, as well as taking the regular precautions against a worldwide pandemic, people shoul...
Read full storyBat Soup Taken Off Menu At Chinese Restaurants
Government authorities in China have acted quickly in the wake of the deadly Coronavirus outbreak, and have placed an "absolute and total ban" on the serving of bat soup in restaurants, it has been reported. The virus, which is thought to have bee...
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