Bat Soup Taken Off Menu At Chinese Restaurants

Written by Monkey Woods

Tuesday, 28 January 2020

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Waiter! There's a bat in my soup!

Government authorities in China have acted quickly in the wake of the deadly Coronavirus outbreak, and have placed an "absolute and total ban" on the serving of bat soup in restaurants, it has been reported.

The virus, which is thought to have been transmitted to humans by the ingesting of a soup with a bat placed in it for horrific effect, has thus far killed 81 people - most of them in China, fortunately - and shows no signs of letting up.

Chinese delicacies often appear grotesque to right-minded people, who would never dream of tucking into a shark's fin, a tiger's penis, or crocodile testicles, but that's China for you.

The Coronavirus is spreading fast, and may have wiped out half of your continent before you have had a chance to finish reading the end of this repor

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