Dictator Donald (3 Tweets)

Written by Fannin Fabriano

Tuesday, 28 January 2020

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Trump recently told Sean Hannity that he is the best Scrabble player in the USA.

I’m fit to be tied because Democrats like Schumer, Pelosi, Nadler, and Brickenheimer are trying to get your wonderful, handsome, non-colluding leader out of the White House. Well, let me tell the four titty babies that the White House front door has the best, most perfect triple locks of any house in the entire country, including North Dakota.

I will say this again for the 7th or 15th time, I hardly know this Rudy Giuliani loser. I did meet him once, about 13 weeks ago at a Bronx KFC, but we did not even touch.

Okay, Chucky Wucky, hold on to your ankles Bubba. Because after Melania and I get back from having lunch at a local McDonalds, I will be signing a presidential executive order that will allow me to force you to turn over your tax records from the last 17 years going all the way back to 1993. I am also going to post your social security number on Craig's List, and in one of the women's bathrooms in the Senate chamber. Plus, I am going to reveal the names of everyone of your elementary grade school teachers back in Anchorage, Alaska.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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