Does Take Her Out Really Mean Kill Her?
It seems the same guy who earned $25,000 per episode to say, “You’re fired!” used a Gambino crime family kind of phrase, Take her out! to remove United States Ambassador to Ukraine Marie Yovanovitch, a thirty-year veteran diplomat. The Take her o...
Read full storyHarry Maguire Scores His First Goal For Manchester United
The strong tradition of FA Cup giantkilling, and fans' love of an upset were not uppermost in Manchester United and England central defender Harry Maguire's thoughts this afternoon, when, after only 11 minutes of the FA Cup 4th-round tie against Tran...
Read full storyNashville Man Fails Non-Inferiority Trial
Despite promising early research results as a potential non-toxic antidote to singlehood, Kyle Strickland of Nashville, Tennessee, failed a non-inferiority trial and ultimately was not approved as Christina Angelo’s new boyfriend. “It’s disappoint...
Read full storySajid Javid May Have Stolen One Million 50p Brexit Coins
Master of the Mint, Sajid Javid, is being held by officers from Scotland Yard this morning, after it was discovered a huge haul of special Brexit celebration 50p coins could not be accounted for. The commemorative coins should have gone into gener...
Read full story"Dems Trying to Subvert Election" Say Proponents of Ancient Voting System That Subverted the Last Election
Washington - Lawyers for President Donald Trump, along with his GOP supporters, accused Democrats pressing forward with impeachment of trying to subvert the results of the 2016 election, which Hillary Clinton won by 2 million votes. The worshipper...
Read full storyJigsaw Puzzle Sales Leap Due To Trump Impeachment Trial
According to claims made by toy stores across the US, the impeachment trial of President Donald Trump, is thought to have been at least partly responsible for a huge increase in sales of jigsaw puzzles. Toy stores all over the country have reporte...
Read full story7 Essential Life Lessons They Never Teach You In School
I was sitting comfortably in my room one day pretending to grade homework when I was informed that there had been complaints made against me as a social studies teacher. Apparently, some students had claimed that I have a severe alcohol problem and...
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