"Dems Trying to Subvert Election" Say Proponents of Ancient Voting System That Subverted the Last Election

Funny story written by Jaki Treehorn

Sunday, 26 January 2020

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2016 Election Won by Hillary Clinton

Washington - Lawyers for President Donald Trump, along with his GOP supporters, accused Democrats pressing forward with impeachment of trying to subvert the results of the 2016 election, which Hillary Clinton won by 2 million votes.

The worshippers of Trump implied that he could do just about anything, including “shooting someone on 5th Avenue”, since he’s the President, and the next election is only a few months away.

When reminded that Trump used hundreds of millions of dollars in taxpayer funds to gain a propaganda edge in the next election, then hid all the evidence and witnesses, Republicans like Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell reminded reporters that Trump won the election according to a perverted whacky vote measuring system developed in the 18th century, in which a voter in Montana counts as three voters in New York.

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