Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Seen Mincing In Arndale Centre
Excited and amazed shoppers stood and gawped in the Manchester Arndale Centre last Saturday afternoon, as the Manchester United and England central defender, Harry Maguire - ostensibly on a shopping trip - passed amongst them executing a perfect minc...
Read full storyEleventh Commandment - Right to Own Guns - Discovered by 2d Amendment Zealots
Richmond, VA. Woof Blister reporting for SIN - Spoof International News. Speaking to a reporter for the more-to-the-right-than-far-right One America News, a female gun advocate at the pro-gun rally at the state capital here in Richmond revealed that...
Read full storyNashville Man Admits Cat Can Be a Little Petty
"No matter what else I have going on, all she ever wants is to be snuggled and cuddled and stroked," said Wade Johnson of Nashville, Tennessee, regarding his beloved feline animal companion, Ginny. "I hate to say it, but honestly, she can be a little...
Read full storyJess Philips urges Labour members not to vote for her
British Labour Party leadership contender Jess Phillips has begged members of the party not to vote for her to become the next leader. The outspoken Birmingham lass said “My campaign is truly dreadful, I have shit for brains and I don’t know what I’m...
Read full storyMalaysia asks British people to stop sending crap to their country
The government of Malaysia has told Western governments to stop sending rubbish to them. Britain, France, America and other countries send millions of tons of rubbish to Malaysia each year, with most of it coming from Britain. The rubbish incudes...
Read full storyConor McGregor Seen Carrying Women's Handbag
He may be a tough guy, and he may have knocked-out American, Donald 'Cowboy' Cerrone, inside 40 seconds in his UFC comeback fight on Saturday, but Conor McGregor also has his softer side, and this became apparent to fans when the Irishman was later s...
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