Richmond, VA. Woof Blister reporting for SIN - Spoof International News. Speaking to a reporter for the more-to-the-right-than-far-right One America News, a female gun advocate at the pro-gun rally at the state capital here in Richmond revealed that a previously unknown commandment, involving gun ownership, had been discovered.
Denouncing the anti-gun laws recently passed by the Democratic legislature and signed by the Democratic governor, the female demonstrator said:"It is our God-given right to own guns, and the state of Virginia has no right to pass anti-gun laws."
There is some doubt as to the validity of calling this the Eleventh Commandment, since the wording, "God-given right," does not state "Thou shalt own guns." In fact, the demonstrator agreed that you don't have to own guns if you don't want them.
