Local man with football club avatar reinforces, 'complete bellend' stereotype
A 47-year-old Whitechapel man has firmly reinforced the stereotypical view that people who use the club crest of their favourite football team as their avatar on social media are as thick as congealed Bisto. As well as using a Liverpool FC club lo...
Read full storyMeghan Markle found abandoned, tied to tree in Canada, hungry and with note saying “Sorry we couldn’t look after her anymore, please take care of her”
The RSPCA has been brought in after the discovery of the Duchess of Sussex tied to a maple tree in British Columbia, looking worn and haggard, and with a sad, handwritten note in her mouth. The note reads “Sorry, we couldn’t look after Duchess any...
Read full storyNashville Man Sinks like a Stone into Black Sea of Depression
“I’ve never been to Eastern Europe, but I’ve definitely experienced the Black Sea,” said Darren Davis of Nashville, Tennessee, regarding his recent drop into the depths of depression. “Unless you’ve got some hardcore deep-sea diving experience, I wou...
Read full storyDavid Beckham's Son Wanted By Cops
When it comes down to newsworthy sports stars, they don't come much bigger than former Manchester United, Real Madrid and England footballer, David Beckham, but the international playboy is in the spotlight for all the wrong reasons this evening, as...
Read full storyDonald Trump Impeachment Hearing Latest
After the latest news broke this morning about the one hundred lawmakers of the US Senate being sworn in on Thursday as jurors for the impending impeachment trial of President Donald Trump, TheSpoof.com has decided to provide readers unfamiliar with...
Read full storyMan Pissed All Over Toilet Seat
Cleaners were called to the scene of an incident earlier this morning, after a man who was desperate to empty his bladder, urinated all over a toilet seat, and also left a puddle of piss on the floor. The man, who cannot be named because of possib...
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