Cleaners were called to the scene of an incident earlier this morning, after a man who was desperate to empty his bladder, urinated all over a toilet seat, and also left a puddle of piss on the floor.
The man, who cannot be named because of possible repercussions, entered the toilet cubicle at his place of work, closed the door as quick as he possibly could, flung open his zip, and let rip for all he was worth -
this accompanied by a huge sigh of relief.
In such haste, accuracy was forced to take a back seat, and this resulted in steaming piss being sprayed this way and that in a haphazard fashion, leaving the white, plastic lavatory seat and the floor area around the back of the toilet in a state of some disarray.
After concluding his wee-wee, a quick getaway was needed to avoid detection, and this was accomplished with ease, leaving only a few dribbles outside the cubicle's doors as he scurried off.
Hands were not washed.