Flybe To Offer New Service To Oblivion
Troubled UK airline, Flybe, in the midst of financial catastrophe, has, this morning, announced plans to offer passengers a new service with flights to an increasingly popular destination - Oblivion. The airline has crippling debts, and cannot loo...
Read full storyUK signs TRILLION POUND trade deal with Iran to sell Union Jack flags and wax figures of the Prime Minister
The Prime Minister is celebrating after closing one of the biggest trading deals in history with, of all countries, Iran! Under the terms of the 10-year deal, British manufacturers will sell British souvenirs, namely Union Jack flags and Madame Tu...
Read full story[Redacted] Has A Rousing Conversation With Dr. Billingsgate
BILLINGSGATE POST: After the decisive win over Newcastle, [Redacted] sat down with Dr. Billingsgate to have a chat that transcended the ordinary breathless interviews conducted by weasel-nosed, pinch mouth androgynous heifers from the local UK statio...
Read full storyNashville Woman Doesn’t Miss Ex Much at All
“It’s so funny how seldom I think about him,” said Maria Marlowe of Nashville, Tennessee, regarding Finn O'Connell, a man she dated for about two months, with whom she recently broke up. “It occurs to me all the time how he almost never even crosses...
Read full storyMeghan Markle to star in new Netflix series “Shits” about a group of really shitty people
The Palace has reacted angrily to allegations that the Duchess of Sussex has accepted a role in online TV company Netflix’s new series “Shits”, due to be released later in 2020. The series centres around a London law firm whose matriarchal and dom...
Read full storyBisexuals And Pansexuals To Meet To Discuss Whether Or Not They Are They Same Thing
To try to resolve the ongoing confusion over whether or not Bisexuals and Pansexuals are the same thing, a conference on the subject has been announced, and will take place in February in London. The issue has been brought to a head by Lib Dem MP,...
Read full storyFears grow as Bear Grylls spends third week lost in Whitechapel Ikea
There was growing concern for the safety of survivalist icon, Bear Grylls, last night, following his failure to make contact with his team after spending his third week inside the labyrinth of the Whitechapel branch of furniture retail giant, IKEA.
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